- Alt.stupidity the newsfroup, created eons ago when two
brains cells met, did lunch and decided they needed a
place to live. It's fun!
out Spatch's alt.stupidity FAQ where it's described in full lurid
Spatch-o-vision. Read it, read the posts, read the
archives and maybe soon you'll become a
Alt.stupidity.spatch is....er..the same only different and
with less spam. Chester maintains the FAQ but it
hasn't been written yet, probably cos nobody's asking any
And now, in amazing alphabetical
order, may I present
The-People-That-Post-Regularly-(Or Not So Regularly (Or
Even Not At All Anymore, Damnit!))-To-Alt.Stupidity!
- The Anti-Jn. (includes massive alt.stupppidity archives)
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Hey, he's stupid
Wilkinson - Full of sound and fury
Bob Vila - Diy legend
- Have bucket, will mouth.
- Human or vegetable?..you decide
Chester Karma (Chester Karma)
- It's A DOMAIN!!!
cooter - hoo yes
Douglas A Schultz
II, aka .44 Magnum Dougnut - Operates a Roadkill^H^H^H^Hside cafe
aka Kev Salmon - gloop!
- It kicked ass, it really did
aka Carl Stone - in direct contact with many advanced fun concepts
Henry Churchyard - He posted!! I saw it!! (falls
Lodder - Wants to go to England when April's there
- Crappier than Your Mom!
Jeffzilla - Mulch
- I like her (so kill me last?)
Coffey - President of the Get A Life Soon club. I should join..
Keylime - Throw a fruit against a wall and ...umm...you'll
make a mess.
Magnus Mulqvist - Mercilessly decapitates anything
Roach - Alt.stupiidity's biggest Roach
Mordenheim - Sleep all day, party all night, it's great...
Morten Harket - (not) lead singer of the band AHA!
- Bakes exceedingly good plays
Nosy - Human or nose?..you de*thwack!*..err sorry
papa legba - whereabouts unknown
The Last Viking
- Paal Ditlefsen Ekran, defender of the stoopid
Kautz - bordering on psycho it's "The Bird with the Coppery, Keen Claws"!
Herald Myrvang -Warning!! Warning!! core breach imminent!
Quacky - Quackers!
Ross Garmel - Don't buy any fruit of this guy, he's
- He's a Big Frog ..
Russ "Not Ross" Reynolds - Ecuadors natural enemy
Sean Channel - his mind is going
he can feel it.
email@example.com (Steve) - Needs new keyboard, Quick!
Spatch - Offfishal
God, maintainer of the FAQ, writer of the PUTBAD series...and bacon
Tom Skerrit - Actor in Top gun and other kool films.
Tortess - Leading expert in the art of Booger Self-Defense
Vehemant Sack - Steve "The Sack is back" Heckman
- Plankton = yum!
Pistachio - Experience the "unbearable lightness of yaz"
Zurawaski - Meow
If I make big mistake in link or name
pliss e-mail to me.
Yes despite the fact that Anti JN has one, Chester has
has one,Spatch has one, Bill has one and cabbage
has one, I've
decided that Alt.stuppitty needs yet another best of. Well to be
totally correct it's the "best of what I found on my
Secret Codes -
Spatch's post stuck in my head for months. I'd be on my break
when it'd just pop into my head and people would shake there
heads as I laughed my face off.
The Summer 1996 Lineup for Stoopid TV - Chesters essential guide to the stoopidist
channel there is.
Pers Fitness Program - Per tries to get us up off our fat ass's and
feel the burn.
DIE!! HIGH TROJAN MONKEY-OX EYES!!! - Personally, I think Keylime eats those funny
Mystery Stupid Theater: Rilly bad porn - A classic from the Spatula of Love.
THE IE EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN - Little known facts about the country of Ie.
What does it all average/mean? Try Chesters footnoted version.
Amazing Recoveries Presents: The Any Key Keyboard - My own little satire on those annoying
infomercials that I watch at 2 o'clock in the morning for no
There'd be that sock recipe by Tortess
only Bill and Chester beat me too it.
10 most influencial people in my life - It was doomed from the start...
More soon! (ish)