There are more slicksters in this world, all thanks to this homepage!
Hubert Kounde, Daddio J and Marilla present....

The World's Greatest Chat-Up Lines Homepage!

You know the score... There you are, sitting in a smoky bar with those strange green lights they always have in bars, just sittin' and chillin' and smokin' your cares away, when in walks the most stunning piece of man/woman you've ever seen. This is a man/woman(we're no sexists here) that they write books about(and homepages). Meanwhile, back in reality, you freeze. Your jaw drops. Your tongue dries up. You struggle to breathe. What Line??? That's when we come in and steal him/her from you with a smooth look and a smoother line. And he/she is gone. Forever. But you don't have to be a loser all your life. Listen to the masters as we reveal...

The World's Greatest Chat-up Lines!!!!!!

Chat up line of the week!
"I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?"

Thanks to Marilla(address withheld) for that one
Yes, it's the most beatiful man/woman you've ever seen!
CUL(Chat-up Line) categories
  1. Cutting-Edge Chat-up Lines
  2. Classic Chat-up Lines
  3. The World's Worst Chat-up Lines
  4. international Chat up lines
  5. Archive- Previous Chat-up lines of the week
If you have any chat-up lines to share, or any comments, please E-Mail me at hew@orthorest.iol.ie

Links:
Hubert Kounde's Home Page! Hubert Kounde's Crazy drugged up home page... With a messed up gallery to die for!
Arkham's Aphex Twin home page. I you like Mr. Richard D. James, you'll love this funky page!
The Pupspub home page. Home of co-creators Marilla and Hube